i dont really know what this post is about lol.

im just kinda bored.

Welllll i have a banana i know that much. i should realllllyyy sort out shit for duke of ed so it dont scram the last few days- i think i will again tho lol.. like the night b4.

ah i remember last time i collapsed under my own weight after i got out of the car from carrying some 12kg pack up and down mountains. apparently the track this time is relatively flat tho lol so thats kinda a relief coz i remember that huge hill at the end of the hike that pissed me off considerably lol.

Sometimes i wonder what it would be like to have guys at stella and how duke of ed would be then. i dnno i supose it would be a wierd experience and we wouldnt be able to sing britney spears as loud- but would anyway. lol.

i have also come to the conclusion salt is good for your skin- and so is bi-card soda; altho bicarb soda is good for like EVERYTHING from infections and replacement teeth whitener to stomach pH leveler lol. tis like a miracle in a box!

ahah

i have also had a wierd obsession with cornflour lately... i dont know why
school photos tomorrow- am dreading it completely- damn teenage skin.

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She was totally fine with it!!! i dnno fi its because it was a one off thing for me or coz im such a gud music student (lol i think it was the first reason) but she was like "oh thats ok it happens" i was like O_O did that just happen?!

ah she did ask me to put the keyboard away in the illusive storeroom tho that apparently no one can open. i guess this was subtle payback. So i got out there and this door is fucked. it has two locks. one lock that goes round and round and round and round and round and doesnt actually unlock the door so u stand there like a tard trying to turn a lock that isnt actually a lock. Then there is a second lock under it that u turn round and round and round and round and finally it openes but there is no click or anything so u dont actually know its opened untill u kick the door in frustraition.

Well ok since id opened it i had to haul this 500kg keyboard into a room no larger than my cupboard which was filled with trombones and huge fat ass instruments all over the floor. Try to find a place for a keyboard that is practically my height in a room that big filled with huge instruments basically shoved anywhere is harddd worrrkk.

Well after like 10 minutes of that i got the key back with Mrs Macaulay stating the fact that "you must have a high IQ because everyone always asks how to open the door and you managed to do that AND put the keyboard back"

i supose it was kinda like a challenge since she knew the storeroom door is a bitch.

ah well i loled. and i got out of band so it was all ok :D i went to the library and read about uranium resources and found like 7 books i wanna read from the library... yeh lol nerrrrrrrrdy nerdy nerd :D

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Well tomorrow we have sport.

normally i hate sport at school mainly because its got shit sports that i dont acutally consider sports like netball and wierd abnormal teamsports that no ones heard of. Its also annoying because the competative people that give a shit about school PE are all on one team while the people who dont give a shit are on the other and arent really bothered if they lose and dont really complain. 

That is why when it comes to this part of the PE cycle we have Yoga. We've had rollerblading, dance, swimming and teamsports and only the swimming and soccer part of teamsports did i actually consider sports since i dont care much for dance and the type of steryotypes that it attracts and the rollerblading is just cruel.

Yoga is good because there is no competability and if you do try and bite someones head off your sent outside to "reflect" lol. You lie around on the floor for a double period and go to your "happy place" in some fucking mystical wood filled with elves and funny munchkin like goblin creatures that live in giant mushrooms. I do miss the soccer and the running but yoga compared to dancing is kinda refreshing if u get what i mean lol.

OH!!! im panicing- DoE is not this weekend but next weekend and i like BLARGH!!!! i havent even gotten a bag yet or anything bahah ah so organised so organised- shall update for duke of ed late in the week when it gets to prolly like.. the day b4 lol

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Anyway i got really bored and since the adds are all the way round this site i clicked one of the "i lost 45lb in 4 days with no diet or excersie!" ones lol mainly because we are doing Advertising in English and i was like hey i need practice why not read the add and see what they do to try and persuade people

kk here are some simple notes:

• Their target audience is mums with kids and their secondary audience in women in general.
• They set it out as a regular persons view with informal language to attract the target audience.
• They use provocative language
• At the end they say "but you have to buy both products to get the full affect!" so they try to make you buy more.
• They mention big names like Oprah and other big name diets.
• I have also noticed they used really had grammar when it comes to using names lol.
• They try and defeat the other sides arguments by saying they researched it on ABC.
• shows "quotes"
•  ah and this sentence "It was a TV show, a famous one, and that one show changed my life!" Impplies that they dont actually know which show :P

ah yeh went to jet the other day- uuuuuber funnessss lol mels apartment had a fuckin awesome view!!!

eh well i havent got much to write about so ima gonna leave before i start rambling lol.

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so i came to the realisation today that duke of Ed is  only like.... what? 2-3 weeks away? i kinda flipped when i was told

"THE 14TH IS IN HOW MANY WEEKS?!"

so yeh... i should start to get stuff ready but prolly like last time i wont get it ready till the night before i have to get up at 5am in the morning. Another 2 days of treking around in the bush with some 12 kg bag- should be fun lol.

i really need to get my first aid kit back to being an actual first aid kit. the only things left in it are like medical swaps for pre-injection purposes only and then some random eye thing so i need to stock up on bandaids and strapping tape since last time i ended up strapping hannah and mels ankles. twas fun i felt like a doctor lol.

in the end it ends up im totally unprepared to be treking round in the bush and will prolly be eatten by some giant bush zombie called horrace. i dnno why but i have a feeling im going to die ahaha. ah yesh note to self not to put the tent on the EDGE of the camping ground because it was super duper uber creepy camping right near the wood in the dark and kinda creepy because i kept seeing things and was like ok this is strange and im never camping near here again.

im just hoping if rhi decides to come she doesnt ditch us and not carry any tent or camping shit for the group... would be a bummer and a half. also melon we need her water proof camera- if i fall into the creek and my bag gets wet and my mums camera is in there im TOTALLY SCREWED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

yeh.

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 Well ive been staring at this page which has been peeking out behind my manga.

ive been meaning to write for a while (few minutes lol) but i was 

1) totally into the whole anime im reading :P

2) I didnt know what to write @_@

Today hasnt been a very gud day. No its not because school started again its just been irritating. First of all i felt like a clingy person by texting too much and then i kept failing every sentence i tried to start and end. 

rawhr.

emily is displeased.

I have a stacka maths homework which involves finding the Surface Area of Spastic looking shapes and history hw when im in a class full of dumbshits that have no idea how to spell or understand simple words or understand the concept of a republic and how no they will not kill the queen only replace the head with an Australian person. 

idiots.

Then they dont understand about fedoration which should be simple because we've only been doing it what? since yr 3? because the government has been shoving it down our throats like nobodies business.

I need a really good geo teacher.

someone i can argue with about how Kevin Rudd is screwing us all over with his "eco green plans" which are actually worse for the environment than the original ones!! for example:

how is it that Australia is allowed to export Uranium to other countries such as China and India etc for their use in power but Australia is not allowed to use it for its own benefit in nuclear power? If Australia did so then we would be the lowest Co2 producing country in the world. But no. obviously some people arent smart enough to google "what enthnol is made of" or "what are the impacts of.. " etc etc. 

meh. i guess if society is doomed i can always sit back going i told u so.

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i also have communtiy service for duke of ed tomorrow arvo which is slightly depressing being that :

A) first day of school - last thing i wanna do is hang round kidlets that are up to my waist for an hour when its raining

B) Gerry's Birthday and he doesnt exactly go to school tomorrow

C) i just want another week- PLEASEE?!?!

eh i supose i cant complain i was away in Europe (ohhh im sorryyyy emily) yeh lollll so that kinda took up heaps of my time for hols

ooooo soccer news!! wow that was drastically changed from subject to subject lol
Well normally the coach goes on about the backline (ahah fuck yeh! im in the backline!! :D) the problemo? at the end he says how well done claudia, jess, and bek pasted to lauren and i was like urhm hi my name is emily and i play right back why didnt u mention me.... again. yesh hes done it twice but this time i went up to him and i was like heyy u didnt say my name in the backline thing and he was like 

" Oh sorry Emily its just that it goes without saying that your good i mean when your not there its noticeable and when u come back its fantastic the way how if u miss a player u run after them like 'ima get you' (i loled there lol)" and abit i cant remember

but wow- i didnt actually think of it like that

this is why people should never assume i know these things lol and should tell me straight answers or emily will get confuzzled

x eh nooo schooollll 

DO NOTT WANNTTT

I JUST SAW THE TEASER TRAILER FOR TIM BURTONS ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!

IT IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!

 I CANT WAIT!!!!!!

WHY AM I SPEAKING IN CAPS?!?!

OH WELL I DONT CARE OR KNOW!!!!!!!!!! 

THIS IS THE LINK :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

MAJOR UBER HAPPINESS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjrlMKDCwY
OH GOD MEL U HAVE TO WATCH THIS IF U HAVENT ALREADY :D

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mm claudia doesnt diserve it shes awesome and i love her  more than a fat kid loves cake- but in retropect me and her make cake like we are fat :)

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i mean... if there was no technology there would be no Google (and google is practically another god) and no live journal *cue evil music and lightning*

i think im gonna give myself nightmares...
Speaking of nightmares actually...

Ive been having a  senseless string of nightmares the last 4 nights

Night one: Woke up in a cold sweat after waking from a dream where i was trapped in a house full of dead people and surrounded by dead people against the windows

Night two: People burning infront of me

Night three: Was running from  a shark who had eatten everyone i loved (ah right?)

Night four: one word- the Holocaust. so that included people being dragged away screaming, blood, dead bodies, fire, execution, death marches the whole damn thing.

Its wierd because knowing my own track record with horror movies (which is quite tragic and involves alot of hiding and shielding of the eyes) that i should be having this stupid run of lots of nightmares. it baffles me.

Eh well im waiting for claudia to get here which should be in.... half an hour (damn i have ages still) and shes gonna help me with a youtube video or two which should be cool. 

i really hate shitty internet

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 Zone 3: Aka the most hectically awesomely uber cool lazer place ever invented by mankind.

Went today with Mel, Hannah, Sim and Sara... we kinda forgot melon again because mel didnt call her back.. poor melon. Had to verse this wierd family that had this evil bitchy midget of a child that grabbed guns, stalked u, covered her pack so u couldnt shoot her and then stood infront of the base which by then i just shot her in the chest and ran away lol. 

yeh great tactics emily.

First game i was kinda shit and came 4th with 12 050 points which i dont think is tooo badddd but its not great. 
Second game came 1st (squeeeee!) and got 18 400 points which i was quite the happy chappy about lol.
Third and final game was every man for themselves instead of in teams and ended up coming 3rd withh 12 750 points.

gotta admit the packs down there are shit as and the guy had a ductaped shoe lol. i questioned about it.

Went to get lunch and shared a really gud burger with mel lol.

had a bunch of prickish guys come up and take hannahs drink. i wish i could have punched them they were the rudest pricks ever. This is prolly why another reason i dont have many guy friends because most around here at this age dont think and are persuaded by girls easily as demonstraited by the bunch of losers today. Seriously who were they trying to impress? that bogan with the tights and uggboots and the bad hairdye job? i swear they can be shallow creatures sometimes- so can girls but i think guys can be more pricks sometimes.

taking my friends drink and drinking it then makin a comment about mels boobs isnt impressive, smooth or smart lookin in any way and i would have loved to punch that guy in the face and run him over with his own bike.
violent? maybe so but fuck if u mess with my friends its the least u should expect.

ah twas funny actually driving to sims tho- saw sara with a map and pulled about 10m down the road and started jumping up and down and waving my arms screaming SARAAA!!!!!. lol she got in the car mainly to shut me up i think

ag well im so tired its not funny

and sore- another fitness training- how i love them lol

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 Ok! so went to mels!

hannah was suposed to turn up but eh didnt end up doing so so it ended up just being me and it was uber gud fun.
i dont think ive ever got my jeans that dirty lol i brought home half the mud on my butt and my leg.

Slid down a muddy hill on cardboard box and fell off and ended up rolling down a few times lol
was a box robot for a few minutes and was dancing in the middle of the road on the way to the hill ahah
so yeh Cardboard boxes + Mel + muddy hills = fun.

Also got a random call from jo today!! speak of the devilll. i was talking about her with mel! why does this always happen? i think bout something then something to do with it suprises me later its strangeee.
jo asked if she could sit with our group because apparently there has been this giant fight with jo and her group so she rang me up and started crying tell me about it and how could i not say no to jo i like her shes cool

eh i felt nice for it tho 
i wonder how schools going to work out
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 so im finally back from my 10 odd days in italy and china!!!!!
i'll tell u what im so glad to be home after that 20 hour plane ride and i missed everyone sooooooo much!!!!! ok so the first 12 hours on the plane were ok but at hong kong to change planes a German tour group of about 20 14-17 year old girls and guys got on.

oh my fucking god.


not that i have anything against germans but this bunch were the rudest, inconsiderate, spoilt brats i have ever had the misfortune to sit near. The two guys next to me were yelling at the top of their lungs, opened the windows while i was trying to sleep forcing blinding sunlight into the god damn cabin when all the lights were off, throwing shit around the plane, turning around jumping on seats leaning over my seat to talk to people sitting in the middle of the freaking walk ways and the thing i found most stupid was they were taking flash photography out the window when we landed in sydney of the lights.... at night. FLASH!?!?! ARE U DUMBSHITS ITS NIGHTTIME U CANT SEE THE LIGHTS IF U USE A FLASH CAMERA!!!

ended up spending 2 hours shifting through the music collection and found a list of great songs which i wrote down. lol.

anyway shopping in china was AWEEESOMEEEEE i got sooo much shit!!!!!

mel u'll be jealous i got the most awesome nightmare before christmas bag and some ed hardy stuff and some really cool eye earrings i need to show all of u what i got lol
i also got a blue leather jacket made in italy underrrr 300 bucks.... barrrgannnn.

neway i slept for 13 hours straight and dont even remember getting into bed. had the best dumplings in hong kong in the airport waiting for the transfer lol.

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So it was finally the last day- it was a gud day lol.

Walked around to shelly beach in a hooded cloak and got on a public bus like it. Also got the boy bus ALONE. eh.

I can't actually believe its holidays!! i shall add in photos of the day when i get them- sadly i only have like one atm and i cbr to find it on my phone.

So yeh that will be updated

Ah yes sunday might be my last entry for awhile untill the 18th or so because i be going to Europe!!!! I cant post while im over there so it will have to wait till i get back and i can show u all heaps of photos!!

dw, Mel and Hannah i promise to text like every 2nd, 3rd day because my mums phone is paid for by the uni so she doesnt pay for it :P

i will text gerry also... havent talked to him much today or yesterday because last nighgt his parentals had a fit and he had to get off and then today he is out. 

tis all gud- he is having fun lol


ah well... brace urself for that last entry for a while on Sunday!!

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ah well one last class left for today,... which is maths.... with mrs green. SLOWEST PERIOD

EVER.


ah well we'll see

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 ok so exam results are as follows:

Geo- 69%

Maths -70%

English- 78%

Science- 81%

Music- 86%

Design- 94%


I prolly wont get art back till next term coz mrs walters hasnt even finished marking!!! i dnno bout religion..

EXCITING NEWS!!!!

JO IS COMING BACK TO STELLA!! came as total shock i cant WAIT to see her again!!!!!

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